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Next Public School is Tuesday, June 12th at 9pm. Hosted by...

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:17:00 -0700

Next Public School is Tuesday, June 12th at 9pm.

Hosted by the ebullient Dave Holmes.

RSVP NOW FOR ETERNAL COOLNESS.

THE STORY OF US

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:41:00 -0700

Like the first airplane, sometimes sexual encounters can be just awful…

Beware the one armed carnie that climbs ferris wheels with one hand - and casting directors

Ranking directly below family gossip, hamachi chefs are the lowest form of entertainers

Leave it to a mandarin speaking roommate to ruin a good scene

In a battle between cyberbullies, a seventeen year olds’ indifference will always win

How long does it take to feel guilt? Between one hour and one week, depending on the country

A nickname like “the pooper” is harder to shake if you’re actually guilty

Hosted by: the faceless tagger of the bay area

THANKS TO ALL THOSE THAT CAME OUT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL LAST NIGHT! Great news you can RSVP here and now for June 12th at the M Bar.

SECRETS SECRETS ARE NO FUN SECRETS SECRETS THEY HURT EVERY...

Thu, 03 May 2012 10:01:47 -0700

SECRETS SECRETS ARE NO FUN

SECRETS SECRETS

THEY HURT EVERY ONE.

Learn how to hurt on May 8th with Steve Agee, Jake Fogelnest, Shelby Fero, Lisa Beth Johnson, Todd Levin, DC Pierson, and Megan Soule. Hosted by the insouciant Stephen Falk. It’s Public School!

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Next Public School show is May 8th with THRILLING stories by...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:24:00 -0700

Next Public School show is May 8th with THRILLING stories by Steve Agee, Jake Fogelnest, Shelby Fero, Lisa Beth Johnson, Todd Levin, DC Pierson, and Megan Soule. Hosted by the effervescent Stephen Falk

RSVP here for wonderment!

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Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:02:31 -0700

Next Public School: Tuesday, May 8th at 9pm Hosted by the...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:33:27 -0700

Next Public School: Tuesday, May 8th at 9pm

Hosted by the insouciant Stephen Falk.

RSVP and win a panda.

Look at these fine Public School photos! Shot in actual...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 08:06:00 -0700

Look at these fine Public School photos! Shot in actual feel-it-in-your-fingers film by our pal Chris Middleton !

Ok, now take the time to RSVP for our next spectacular thing on Tuesday, May 8th. Hosted by the insouciant Stephen Falk.

Your next Public School theme: SPEECHLESS. On Tuesday, April...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:59:26 -0700

Your next Public School theme: SPEECHLESS.

On Tuesday, April 10th at 9pm you should see these big globs of talent:

Chris McGuire * Renie Rivas * Tess Rafferty * Chris Regan * Charlie Sanders *Tami Sagher * James Urbaniak * Hosted by the efferous Joey Slamon.

RSVP NOW to commune with the wild.

Public School! On Tuesday, April 10th at 9pm you should see...

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 10:00:05 -0700

Public School!

On Tuesday, April 10th at 9pm you should see these big globs of talent:

Chris McGuire * Renie Rivas * Tess Rafferty * Chris Regan * Charlie Sanders * Tami Sagher * James Urbaniak * Hosted by the efferous Joey Slamon.

RSVP NOW to see the show in 3D.

Next Public School is Tuesday, April 10th at 9pm. Hosted by the...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Next Public School is Tuesday, April 10th at 9pm. Hosted by the efferous Joey Slamon.

RSVP FOR THE GLORY OF EGYPT!

STORY OF US *On the scale of indignities it goes: inside-out...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:41:00 -0700

STORY OF US

*On the scale of indignities it goes: inside-out pants, purple girl bikes, public transit in Los Angeles.

*They put spikes at the bottom of elevator shafts just to make sure you get the point.

*The key to popularity is not good looks or a fine personality, it’s a serious investment in Roxy brand t-shirts.

*There is no need to fear death, you won’t remember it.

*Sun Tzu said: in war, the general receives his commands from the sovereign, collects his army and concentrates his forces. Or just pukes.

*Drawing on a blank.

*New York is like an island with 10 people, 7 bagels, and thrice as many roaches.

Thanks every one for coming and making the night super special. We will see you on Tuesday, April 10th, you can RSVP NOW! And then you can like us on our book of faces.

Public School makes its Canadian radio debut on the fantastic...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:13:00 -0800

Public School makes its Canadian radio debut on the fantastic CBC show WireTap. Listen to Sierra Ornelas’ beautiful and moving story of a young girl who just wants to do downstairs stuff.

You can also RSVP for our winter formal here for more downstairs adventures in PERSON!!!

February 2012: Valentine’s Day Spesh

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 02:06:00 -0800

February 2012: Valentine’s Day Spesh

January 2012 show

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:57:00 -0800

January 2012 show

Dec 2011: Winter Formal / Food Drive

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:08:00 -0800

Dec 2011: Winter Formal / Food Drive

STORY OF US *Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:00:06 -0800

Shane Nickerson

Steve Agee

The Producers

John Ross Bowie

STORY OF US

*Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious by the cocaine people in your backyard.

*Always tell the National Enquirer exactly what is up with you and Cameron Diaz.

*Don’t sit on the couch in UCB’s green room, don’t even look at it. You could go blind.

*You don’t need to be in a relationship with your family.

*UGH, WHAT DON’T YOUR PARENTS GET ABOUT COMING OFF FROM A SWEET XTC TRIP?!? SHUT UP!!!!

*See you in hell, grandma.

*Dads want to hold their daughters — even if they are strangers.

* The leader of the Jewish people does not get Chinese food on Christmas.

*Nobody likes Spiders for a reason.

*Enlist in the annual war for Attachment to Sorrow!

*We wish we could be a year younger and little less miserable. But at least — and maybe at best—we are here. At home.

Thanks for a rapturous year, friends! Folks brought pounds of caned food that it’s going to an LA food bank. Hope to see you on Tuesday, January 10th. You can RSVP now. More classy pictures of you guys and our performers on our Book of Faces!

Public School’s Winter Formal/Caned food drive with stories...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:17:00 -0800

Public School’s Winter Formal/Caned food drive with stories by: Steve Agee * Alison Agosti * Todd Robert Anderson * John Ross Bowie * Dave Holmes * Shane Nickerson *Judith Shelton * Adam Spiegelman * Lauren Smitelli *

RSVP for this surprising and delightful event. BRING YOUR CANS!

Public School’s Winter Formal/Caned food drive with...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:08:23 -0800

Public School’s Winter Formal/Caned food drive with stories by: Steve Agee * Todd Robert Anderson * John Ross Bowie * Jamie Denbo * Dave Holmes * Shane Nickerson * Judith Shelton * Adam Spiegelman * Alie Ward *

RSVP for this suprising and delightful event. BRING YOUR CANS!

RSVP now for our annual Winter Formal / Canned food...

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:09:03 -0800

RSVP now for our annual Winter Formal / Canned food drive.

Tuesday, December 13th at 9 PM.

Very special night.

STORY OF US *The best way to experience a Kimono is with a black...

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:59:51 -0800

STORY OF US

*The best way to experience a Kimono is with a black mouthed geisha in training while every one calls you John Wayne.

*Two rules for visiting the South: play music for strangers and don’t sing songs with racist undertones. Especially not at birthday parties for elderly black ladies. OOPS.

*We often don’t get punished for doing the wrong thing. We also don’t get rewarded for doing the right thing. A good way to feel ok about the things you do is to think of the poor cows you didn’t eat today.

*With pebbles stuck to your sunburnt face, comatose in baby’s car seat, facing the pacific abyss, it’s the time to embrace a new chapter of your life.

* You know how to whistle, right ? You just pucker your lips and blow. Then kiss the tip.

* When you hit a future Emmy winner it’s best to decide on a slap or a punch. A monkey paw motion will just land you in handcuffs.

*Sometimes it’s better to stay in the closet. Because it won’t get better. Not until the man choking himself on a bed to the point of arousal starts to snore.

*When you ask, ask fucking nicely.

Thanks for being fantastic and coming to our wee show. Next month is our BIG CRAZY WINTER FORMAL/ CANNED FOOD DRIVE EVENT! RSVP now cause space goes quick. Dress like a fancy adult and bring some canned peas so we can donate them to local food banks! Every one’s a winner on December 13th at 9pm!