Story of Us
*900 dollars won’t buy you poetry.
*When a white girl runs out of a San Jose flop den with her tah-tahs-a-blazin’, stage 5 drug lord shit is going down.
*When strangling your nemesis, do it in blue body paint
*Some people aren’t even worth the spit on the stamp you intend to put on the creepy international postcard depicting a fatal drowning!
*They call it a break up because it’s broken (and possibly in to younger blonds.)
*Don’t cross a writer with a busted ankle and a small bladder.
*You haven’t made it in Hollywood until Rosie O’Donnell unfollows you.
*Twizzler is a scab company that uses cynical marketing tactics and 7 extra ingredients in their twisted brand of pink lies. Fight the power, buy Red Vine!!
Thank you for coming to our wee show! See you next month on TUEDAY SEPTEMBER 13TH! With host James Urbaniak. You can/should RSVP NOW!
