Story of Us
Three women and not a headscarf in the bunch usually spells DANGER!
Some girls will always be ladies but never a queen.
The dude from Counting Crows has fake dreads— look it up! —and he’s having sex with your barely functioning girlfriend.
It’s custom, in Navajo tradition, to alienate as many members of the audience as possible but then win their hearts back by peeing in a Toyota.
Sock Garters are worn by the sincere! eccentric! the possibly retarded from New Jersey!
NBC thinks you (and twenty other unsuspecting people) are ugly.
It’s romantic to be an artist in Paris or a student in Italy, that is, until the locals show up.
No sleepovers for fucking assholes.
Hooray for Public School— feel free to like us on The Book of Faces! Next show is August 9th at 9pm you should probs RSVP now! NOW! NOW!
