Story of Us
*If you don’t find korgis at the pound you’ll still be ok.
*A body part generally needs medical attention if you can stick another body part into it.
*Street rule #1: Never trust a pregnant woman.
*The Juiceman is a friend. Forever.
*”Come over and record some music” means “sex and then talk about John Cage.”
*Every one wants to hatefuck a cheerleader, at least once.
*Never open mail from degenerate gambler who showers in a bathing suit.
Thanks for coming to our open mouth party! See you next time on Tuesday June 14th 9pm!
