Story of Us

*Every one is humbled after returning from a Quiznos lunch break.

*Jack Lemmon is a WONDERFUL PERSON! He was probably really swell to the lonely character actress too!

*Underwater grottos can feel a little cramped even with amphetamines and bunk beds.

*’It wasn’t a bad wax job! IT WAS AN ABORTION, MICHAEL!!”

*A lifetime of passive aggressive decisions will lead to a windowless room filled with dildos.

*The best revenge is a high school petition campaign.

*There is no dignity in a club dance. 

Thanks to our smart and sexxxi audience! Next show is March 8th at 9pm, you can RSVP now!