STORY OF US
*Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious by the cocaine people in your backyard.
*Always tell the National Enquirer exactly what is up with you and Cameron Diaz.
*Don’t sit on the couch in UCB’s green room, don’t even look at it. You could go blind.
*You don’t need to be in a relationship with your family.
*UGH, WHAT DON’T YOUR PARENTS GET ABOUT COMING OFF FROM A SWEET XTC TRIP?!? SHUT UP!!!!
*See you in hell, grandma.
*Dads want to hold their daughters — even if they are strangers.
* The leader of the Jewish people does not get Chinese food on Christmas.
*Nobody likes Spiders for a reason.
*Enlist in the annual war for Attachment to Sorrow!
*We wish we could be a year younger and little less miserable. But at least — and maybe at best—we are here. At home.
Thanks for a rapturous year, friends! Folks brought pounds of caned food that it’s going to an LA food bank. Hope to see you on Tuesday, January 10th. You can RSVP now. More classy pictures of you guys and our performers on our Book of Faces!
