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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Public School: Story of Us
College is just an institution that enables unread screenplays, (gay) musical theater studies, and exquisite forgeries.
Your ‘1 in Night in Las Vegas’ suit will be your 4 day shackle of despair!
Of all the American poets who have written about the enormities of life and death, too few have donated their work to 102.7 KIIS F.M. .
That ‘allegory grape’ charge is bullshit.
In the hallowed halls...
September 2011
4 posts
Story of Us
Ask yourself, what are you doing to advance your career and Louie Anderson’s glaucoma?
If you ask nice enough, Mickey Rourke will do anything, motherfuckers!
As a young black actor who graduated from Yale would you consider yourself more of a Butterfly McQueen or a Hattie McDaniel -type?
Things need to get worse in Los Feliz before they can better anywhere else.
Roll up your sleeves and...
August 2011
4 posts
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Story of Us
*900 dollars won’t buy you poetry.
*When a white girl runs out of a San Jose flop den with her tah-tahs-a-blazin’, stage 5 drug lord shit is going down.
*When strangling your nemesis, do it in blue body paint
*Some people aren’t even worth the spit on the stamp you intend to put on the creepy international postcard depicting a fatal drowning!
*They call it a break up because...
July 2011
4 posts
Story of Us
Three women and not a headscarf in the bunch usually spells DANGER!
Some girls will always be ladies but never a queen.
The dude from Counting Crows has fake dreads— look it up! —and he’s having sex with your barely functioning girlfriend.
It’s custom, in Navajo tradition, to alienate as many members of the audience as possible but then win their hearts back by peeing in...
June 2011
4 posts
Story of Us
* Tower Records is out of business because of this man
* Raise Your Hand if you have Chlamydia!
* Turbulence isn’t as bad as trains and old racists.
* For a 1st timer, Where do you live can be a very complicated question
* The ladies of the night are talking about a different kind of daddy
* Writing about procrastination doesn’t stop your procrastination
* Imagine the...
May 2011
6 posts
Story of Us
*If you don’t find korgis at the pound you’ll still be ok.
*A body part generally needs medical attention if you can stick another body part into it.
*Street rule #1: Never trust a pregnant woman.
*The Juiceman is a friend. Forever.
*”Come over and record some music” means “sex and then talk about John Cage.”
*Every one wants to hatefuck a cheerleader, at...
April 2011
4 posts
March 2011
4 posts
Story of Us
* The Case of Mistaken Identity between a Man and a Carpeted Wall
* Sometimes holding it in can strengthen more than your stomach
* Who remembers the best party NYU has ever seen? Not this guy
* When old ladies want to get outta dodge, they prey on possible Amoeba visitors
* Sleep-away camp is highly overrated
* When Wonder Woman doesn’t live up to the hype, take matters into your own...
February 2011
4 posts
Story of Us
*Every one is humbled after returning from a Quiznos lunch break.
*Jack Lemmon is a WONDERFUL PERSON! He was probably really swell to the lonely character actress too!
*Underwater grottos can feel a little cramped even with amphetamines and bunk beds.
*’It wasn’t a bad wax job! IT WAS AN ABORTION, MICHAEL!!”
*A lifetime of passive aggressive decisions will lead to a...
